Vodka

Makes a good best friend.
Probably the best, best friend you can find.
Its never going to lie to you, or stop being your friend, or fuck other girls behind your back, make fun of you, kick you when your down, be insensitive, be unreasonable, be mean, or anything an actual person could possibly do to you.

It may not help you solve any of your problems, or even make them any better, but hey, at least it sticks around through them. at the end of the day, no matter what, it will still be sitting there next to you.

And as harsh at it may be, it never fails to show you the truth. Sometimes its unfortunate and embarrassing. BUT WHAT ARE FRIENDS FOR -_-

At least I know when I leave my room for the night, its not calling someone else over to come over and drink it. It will be waiting for me right where I left it. Even if its for days or weeks. ITS STILL GOING TO BE THERE.

You don't have to be an alcoholic to have vodka be your best friend. Its like that friend that you dont see that often, but when you do, its great and its as if you saw them yesterday. Those are the best kinds. Thats my kind.

This is a weird blog. I'm done with this lol